#howmayiserviceyou

When servers don't tie their hair back

Them:

Me:

When someone tries to talk to me while I'm punching in an order

                                                      

When a customer complains that theres more food on their plate than they're able to eat

When glass breaks

Customers:

Me:

If the only job available in the ENTIRE world was at Amy's Baking Company.

Tipping other waiters

When a customer barfs all over the bathroom

When customers order booze before noon

When you're rude to people who handle your food

When my friends send me out for Starbucks and I remember all of their orders

Them:

Me:

When my coworkers comment on my cleavage

                                   

When I go to take a customer's drink order and they start ordering their meal

When a customer claims they "forgot to tip"

                                           

When I'm working on St. Paddy's Day.

Reading another waiter's notepad