May 2013
9 posts
9 tags
Pays with credit. Tips in cash
                                                   
May 23rd
6 notes
7 tags
When customers sit down at a dirty table.
I’m like:          
May 22nd
12 notes
7 tags
When I need to sneeze while talking to a table
                                        
May 22nd
12 notes
8 tags
When I see a mother pull out a container of...
May 22nd
15 notes
8 tags
When servers don\'t tie their hair back
Them: Me:
May 17th
5 notes
8 tags
When someone tries to talk to me while I\'m...
                                                      
May 17th
12 notes
7 tags
When a customer complains that theres more food on...
May 17th
15 notes
5 tags
When glass breaks
Customers: Me:
May 16th
21 notes
4 tags
If the only job available in the ENTIRE world was...
May 16th
13 notes
April 2013
7 posts
7 tags
Tipping other waiters
Apr 6th
30 notes
9 tags
When a customer barfs all over the bathroom
Apr 6th
7 notes
7 tags
When customers order booze before noon
Apr 6th
30 notes
8 tags
When you\'re rude to people who handle your food
Apr 5th
42 notes
11 tags
When my friends send me out for Starbucks and I...
Them: Me:
Apr 5th
32 notes
11 tags
When my coworkers comment on my cleavage
                                   
Apr 5th
19 notes
9 tags
When I go to take a customer\'s drink order and...
Apr 4th
36 notes
March 2013
2 posts
8 tags
When a customer claims they \"forgot to tip\"
                                           
Mar 17th
10 notes
9 tags
When I\'m working on St. Paddy\'s Day.
Mar 17th
17 notes
February 2013
8 posts
9 tags
Reading another waiter\'s notepad
                                                        
Feb 28th
22 notes
9 tags
When I serve kids who don\'t like french fries
                                   
Feb 28th
19 notes
8 tags
When cash falls out of my money belt
Feb 28th
10 notes
7 tags
5 minutes into every shift
Feb 28th
40 notes
6 tags
\"I give God 10% Why do you get 18.\"
Feb 7th
39 notes
10 tags
When customers say \"surprise me!\" when ordering...
   
Feb 7th
11 notes
7 tags
Dear Canadian Penny,
Feb 7th
15 notes
6 tags
When a customer tries to get my attention by...
                                 
Feb 1st
5 notes
January 2013
9 posts
10 tags
Philosophy of a waiter
Jan 22nd
39 notes
10 tags
When there\'s no turnover
I’m just like:
Jan 22nd
36 notes
8 tags
Customers in January
Jan 22nd
5 notes
4 tags
When I said \"I\'ll tell my manager\"
                       
Jan 17th
32 notes
6 tags
When my section is full of weirdos
                    
Jan 16th
22 notes
6 tags
How I feel when I give up a Friday night shift
Jan 14th
11 notes
2 tags
When I found out we have to take a menu test
Jan 8th
9 notes
8 tags
When customers offer me shots
Jan 8th
19 notes
7 tags
1am on a Friday
Most People: Servers:
Jan 8th
33 notes
December 2012
4 posts
2 tags
Christmas tips
Dec 22nd
10 notes
1 tag
When I see children running around unattended
                        
Dec 22nd
28 notes
7 tags
When I can\'t convince my boss to close on...
     
Dec 22nd
13 notes
5 tags
When our menu changed
                                   
Dec 5th
17 notes
November 2012
19 posts
1 tag
The next time someone asks me if the NHL lockout...
Nov 28th
5 notes
6 tags
When my coworkers argue in front of customers
I’m just like…
Nov 28th
7 notes
2 tags
When I have a new table in the middle of a rush
Nov 24th
28 notes
10 tags
When someone is scared of doing an Irish car bomb
They’re all: But I’m like:
Nov 24th
3 notes
5 tags
5:30 pm on a Friday
We’re all like:
Nov 23rd
21 notes
6 tags
When a customer says: \"Can I ask you something?\"
I’m like:
Nov 21st
19 notes
6 tags
When a customer harasses my coworker
Nov 21st
14 notes
8 tags
When my uniform is so dirty that I have to wear...
Nov 21st
11 notes
5 tags
When a customer tries to get my attention by...
 
Nov 21st
8 notes
7 tags
When customers get all fancy on me
 
Nov 16th
32 notes
9 tags
When I see a pile of cutlery that needs to be...
                                          
Nov 16th
28 notes