when the bartender takes their sweet time making my drinks
April 2012
160 posts
when customers fight over who gets to pay the cheque
I just wanna…
group of 25. 1 bill
when the cork breaks while i\'m opening a bottle of wine
When a customer asks me to explain the wine list. In french
when i up-sell a bottle of wine
When a girl whispers her order into her boyfriends ear
When i ask my table if everything is ok, they say yes
…Orders off another waiter 15 seconds later
when i forget to refill a customer\'s water
When one of the chefs asks me for my phone number
when i arrive for my friday night shift
when Europeans leave without tipping
the song Jolene by dolly parton
the way i used to react when i heard it
now…
sidenote: This song is CLASSIC… but i hear it every. single. shift. thanks galaxy adult alternative
when customers put their knife and fork together when they\'re finished eating
When a coworker/ customer asks me for a tampon.. and i have one
I feel like…
When my coworkers leave their food unattended...
when young guys bring their grandmothers in for lunch
when old men call me "dear"
When a customer insists they did not drink as much as their bill says
im just like,
