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For the poor souls in the service industry#howmayiserviceyouTumblr (3.0; @howmayiserviceyou)http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/Pays with credit. Tips in cash<p> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0b11ea8029966fbd80b4699ea6c757d0/tumblr_inline_mn865scbHC1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/51117564160http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/51117564160Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:15 -0400waiter rantwaitress problemsgifgifswaiterwaitressnapoleon dynamitekipaaron ruellWhen customers sit down at a dirty table. <p>I’m like: </p> <p> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1dcc59a5cda867062c9227bb2154559d/tumblr_inline_mn8575k4SL1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/51107389864http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/51107389864Wed, 22 May 2013 19:58:59 -0400ramona singerreal housewives of new yorkgifgifswaiter rantwaitress rantwaitress problemsWhen I need to sneeze while talking to a table<p> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b8549d97776b05f15d22d80b57d9e0b8/tumblr_inline_mn6fixpdSi1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/51106963587http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/51106963587Wed, 22 May 2013 19:53:14 -0400sneezegifgifswaiterwaitresswaiterrantwaitress problemsWhen I see a mother pull out a container of Cheerios.<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/986564e3a1e776d81f6a19c974dfeacd/tumblr_inline_mn6fc0yn4Q1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/51039263925http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/51039263925Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:40 -0400jack nicholsonBasketballNo no nowaiter rantwaitress problemswaiter problemsgifgifsWhen servers don\'t tie their hair back<p>Them:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/57f45f382e61ae4c7118950d82daf31c/tumblr_inline_mkqwuzAPnI1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Me:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/13ff73ab5d10c9c52343c8fdfb880772/tumblr_inline_mmy4blQ8nX1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50651902195http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50651902195Fri, 17 May 2013 10:02:30 -0400tangleddangerdisneymarvelgifgifswaiterwaitressWhen someone tries to talk to me while I\'m punching in an order<p> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fc962d836305416b933caac9a7d5b591/tumblr_inline_mkqulcq0781qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50651698860http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50651698860Fri, 17 May 2013 09:57:58 -0400phoebe bouffayLisa KudrowFriendsNBCwaiter rantwaiterwaitresswaitress problemsWhen a customer complains that theres more food on their plate than they\'re able to eat<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/37ff312ea64065e00c69c49f7c506924/tumblr_inline_mkqtm6buiI1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50651564334http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50651564334Fri, 17 May 2013 09:54:47 -0400modern familygifgifswaiter rantwaitress problemswaiterwaitressWhen glass breaks<p>Customers:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/e4f50b80bf782f4a4ccb1b76278687a5/tumblr_inline_mmwcjnNVN71qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Me:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/64f385edd1aeeb5238c3f7c3e967642d/tumblr_inline_mmwckepfdc1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50579781456http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50579781456Thu, 16 May 2013 11:13:56 -0400lady gagababywaiter rantwaitress problemshowmayiserviceuIf the only job available in the ENTIRE world was at Amy\'s Baking Company.<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2a12c6d61d95991375be5d046d9c5697/tumblr_inline_mmwc5riKvQ1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50579419565http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/50579419565Thu, 16 May 2013 11:05:00 -0400les miserablesCosetteNoI'd rather starveTipping other waiters<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/f1b233eb3be56a3433cc78cde41f309d/tumblr_inline_mkqtz7wYeS1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47296856246http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47296856246Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:15:30 -0400waiter rantwaiter problemswaitress problemsgifgifsAladdinDisneyWhen a customer barfs all over the bathroom<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/32b19e75e240c1090fbd382175c19b82/tumblr_inline_mkqu5lE5CU1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47288963479http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47288963479Sat, 06 Apr 2013 13:30:58 -0400gossip girlblair waldorfLeighton Meestergifgifswaiter rantwaiterwaitresswaitress problemsWhen customers order booze before noon<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/140180900fa478744a4aef87f074a35c/tumblr_inline_mkqu39J6sM1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47281318374http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47281318374Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:45:39 -0400Waiter rantwaitress problemsgifgifsSenor ChangCommunityKen JeongWhen you\'re rude to people who handle your food<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/37473ebf413429b23c536928f0086a37/tumblr_inline_mkqv33npss1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47209192525http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47209192525Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:15:40 -0400communityDean PeltonJim RashNBCwaiterwaitressgifgifsWhen my friends send me out for Starbucks and I remember all of their orders<p>Them:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/051118c3937d6a3a96a29636746b6f62/tumblr_inline_mkqvmxydJF1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Me:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/e1bd125d4f54a40c648ab40501838dbe/tumblr_inline_mkqvnnS7cm1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47202601174http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47202601174Fri, 05 Apr 2013 13:30:42 -0400Scott PilgrimKnivesLegally BlondeReese witherspoonElle Woodswaiter problemswaiter rantwaitress problemswaitressgifgifsWhen my coworkers comment on my cleavage<p> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0eb10fd195a6459c45fb61f01529ee17/tumblr_inline_mkqwy0BTAx1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47196517395http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47196517395Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:45:28 -0400Kim Kardashiankeeping up with the kardashiansKUWTKBoobskashnkomplimentswaiterwaitresswaiter wantwaitress problemsgifgifsWhen I go to take a customer\'s drink order and they start ordering their meal<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/a11e8b02b33b97092dd27d328a84361d/tumblr_inline_mkqthh5zVp1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47128288671http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/47128288671Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:02:55 -0400freaky fridaylindsay lohandisneygifgifswaiter rantwaitress problemswaiterwaitressWhen a customer claims they \"forgot to tip\"<p> <img alt="image" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxmlvQl491roixiho2_250.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/45565177255http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/45565177255Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:58:00 -0400joseph gordon levitt50/50waiter rantwaiterwaitresswaitress problemsgifgifsWhen I\'m working on St. Paddy\'s Day.<p><img alt="image" height="209" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meo12qngK91ryf8if.gif" width="500"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/45562296459http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/45562296459Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:11:00 -0400girlsMarnie MichaelsAllison Williamshbogifsgifwaiter rantwaiterwaitressReading another waiter\'s notepad <p> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1eb7e36f6c2c862665ff2d2b14fa430d/tumblr_inline_mixv7jhz1R1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/44223008127http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/44223008127Thu, 28 Feb 2013 11:32:00 -0500Steve UrkelFamily MattersJaleel Whitewaiter rantwaiterwaitress problemswaitresgifgifsWhen I serve kids who don\'t like french fries<p> <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ec9a19a6a19cc1ebc40a75bdbbf1801f/tumblr_inline_mixv3i6I9S1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/44222871375http://howmayiserviceyou.tumblr.com/post/44222871375Thu, 28 Feb 2013 11:29:26 -0500The Daily ShowJon StewartComedy Centralwaiterrantwaitress problemswaiterwaitressgifgifs